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  1. 03-04-2013 #2351
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    Quote Originally Posted by White Rhino View Post
    She is almost three. We want to wait until she is at least 5 to take her
    this is a brilliant move. also, you can get a hotel across the street and go and chill out for a couple of house in the middle of the day and allow her to recharge so she can see the fireworks and various other shows.

    but bottom line is, expect to shell out some dollars princess make up, costume and hair
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    Quote Originally Posted by White Rhino View Post
    Styrofoam and gas
    never tried that technique.

    it's like we are kindred spirits white rhino. I'll never forget the day when a buddy of mine brought me a huge bag of M80s from Mexico. I came in my shorts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Claydon View Post
    never tried that technique.

    it's like we are kindred spirits white rhino. I'll never forget the day when a buddy of mine brought me a huge bag of M80s from Mexico. I came in my shorts.
    M80s were a dime a dozen up here. The natives sold quarter sticks of dynamite to us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by White Rhino View Post
    M80s were a dime a dozen up here. The natives sold quarter sticks of dynamite to us.
    yah, not too many reservations around these parts.
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    aaaand the missus has just announced that she is "resentful" about the purchase of the car.

    un-fucking-real

    the mind of a women is truly amazing
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    I don't think she knows what that word means but your car is stupid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG PIZZLE View Post
    I don't think she knows what that word means but your car is stupid.
    you will die alone
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    she is saying that she felt 'forced' into the purchase and 'pressured' by me and her siblings to jump in.

    now she is resentful and feels we spent too much money.
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    And your wife is a man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG PIZZLE View Post
    And your wife is a man.
    a male that can reproduce... now that is an accomplishment. clearly you excelled at persian doctor school.
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    the car that you wont fucking stop talking about, she felt pressured to buy? You mean she didnt come up with the idea on her own? NO FUCKING WAY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAM View Post
    the car that you wont fucking stop talking about, she felt pressured to buy? You mean she didnt come up with the idea on her own? NO FUCKING WAY!
    i haven't mentioned our 2013 Jetta Sportswagen TDI w/ DSG in Metallic Blue in a few days. Besides that, I came up with it in August but she was so fucking resistant about anything to do with buying a car that I just walked away from the topic until SHE came back to me in January and said she was in over her head. NOW she feels resentful? The fuck man?!
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    you just fucking made a point of telling us diesel prices then not just fucking 5 minutes ago you mentioned that your wife hates you because of the car.
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    your wife would be wise to kill you in your sleep
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAM View Post
    your wife would be wise to kill you in your sleep
    she loves my giant penis too much.
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    men with no chins dont tend to have large penises
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAM View Post
    men with no chins dont tend to have large penises
    they call me the tripod
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retarded View Post
    Last flight got in early. Ah, nice to be back in my cold house again.

    hows the cat doing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retarded View Post
    Non stop meowing.
    it's happy to see you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retarded View Post
    Last flight got in early. Ah, nice to be back in my cold house again.
    It's cold because you're a moron. Enjoy that.
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    did you ever fuck that stripper?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG PIZZLE View Post
    It's cold because you're a moron. Enjoy that.
    he's also hungry for the same reason
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    im going to take that as no.
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    Weird feeling when you realize you ex looks like a porn star and that may have been the reason you dated her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by medlar View Post
    did you ever fuck that stripper?
    Not yet but I'm not holding my breath.
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