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    The Catholic cardinals have elected a new pope on Wednesday after just two days of deliberations, selecting 76-year-old Argentinian Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio on the fourth or fifth vote. He has taken the name of Francis and was not considered to be one of the front runners. He is the first Jesuit pope and the first non-European pope since the 8th century.
    http://thinkprogress.org/politics/20...-pope-elected/

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    Can someone tell this non-denominational believer what the Pope actually does anymore? The last one didn't do anything except hide pedos. Is he just going to make statements about society every time something comes up? Seriously. What else is there to this job that actually means something. I mean, for Obama, it's all about vacations and golf and shopping (for Mrs. Obama), and giving money we don't have to foreign countries. At least I get what he does.

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    Pope Mike Birbiglia?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Claydon View Post
    are you a catholic?

    My money is still on one of the italians. Although I must confess I would love to see an american if only for the arch lulz factor.
    Yes, Catholic. The NYC Cardinal was in the apparently in the running, but my thought was that a lot more time would need to pass from the sex abuse problem before an American was selected-- and that includes even a guy like Dolan who did a great deal to purge the problem.

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    so he's german?
    That's a no-shit truth right there. Circa '97, we trained with the Chilean Marine Corps for a month or so. About one out of every ten of them looked like me and had a German surname.

    Reminds me that I have to scan an old picture and post it here. It is of US Marines, Chilean Marines and Chilean whores drinking up in a club called the Calypso, down the street from the jump off port to Antarctica.

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    Someone should rename this thread to Pope Rises Again: Part CCLXVII

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    the OG Francis I


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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Theehor View Post

    That's a no-shit truth right there. Circa '97, we trained with the Chilean Marine Corps for a month or so. About one out of every ten of them looked like me and had a German surname.

    Reminds me that I have to scan an old picture and post it here. It is of US Marines, Chilean Marines and Chilean whores drinking up in a club called the Calypso, down the street from the jump off port to Antarctica.
    True story,

    when I met the doctor who did the missus's bone marrow transplant he was introduced with this very germanic name. Now I had read his CV prior to the appointment, and it clearly stated that he was born and raised in Rio down in Brazil. Yet here was this man standing 6'2" and looked extremely german and he is probably in his early 60s. Just the right age for parents to have fled from nazi germany. Probably party members themselves!

    MENGLE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Claydon View Post
    are you a catholic?

    My money is still on one of the italians. Although I must confess I would love to see an american if only for the arch lulz factor.
    Quote Originally Posted by Claydon View Post
    True story,

    when I met the doctor who did the missus's bone marrow transplant he was introduced with this very germanic name. Now I had read his CV prior to the appointment, and it clearly stated that he was born and raised in Rio down in Brazil. Yet here was this man standing 6'2" and looked extremely german and he is probably in his early 60s. Just the right age for parents to have fled from nazi germany. Probably party members themselves!

    MENGLE!
    Not surprising. In my pidgin Spanish, I pointed to a few of their name tags and asked "Aleman?" The response was uniform: "Yes, my grandparents fled Germany when the Nazis came to power because they were afraid of what Hitler might do."

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    My favorite are all the stories about how the new Pope always "never wanted to be Pope".

    Yeah, okay.

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    he's italian, not german

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    mussolini was italian too



    lulz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Theehor View Post
    Yes, Catholic. The NYC Cardinal was in the apparently in the running, but my thought was that a lot more time would need to pass from the sex abuse problem before an American was selected-- and that includes even a guy like Dolan who did a great deal to purge the problem.



    That's a no-shit truth right there. Circa '97, we trained with the Chilean Marine Corps for a month or so. About one out of every ten of them looked like me and had a German surname.

    Reminds me that I have to scan an old picture and post it here. It is of US Marines, Chilean Marines and Chilean whores drinking up in a club called the Calypso, down the street from the jump off port to Antarctica.

    Dolan is a buffoon and a media-whore, O'Malley would've been chosen over him if they even considered an american pope

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    does omalley even speak latin??

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    he speaks 8 languages, i assume latin is among them

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    this guy is old. o'malley will elected in 2-3 years

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    "Women are naturally helpless to exercise political positions. The natural order and the facts show us that man is the being for politics by excellence; the Scriptures show us that the woman is always the support of the thoughtful man and and doer, but nothing more than that." - Pope Francis I, 2007.

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    Words of wisdom

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    except he wasn't pope francis at that time.

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    Seriously. What have their been? Like 2 legitimately great female politicians. One was chosen by God; the other thought like a man, and both were British.

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    Sort of puts Arch's misogyny into perspective, doesn't it? He's the rotten product of a sick culture.

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