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Re: Post Your Picture
I have a theory that women don't want to be happy. The trick is to fuck them before they realize that I make them happy.
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08-03-2009
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Spray tan - when the sun just ain't enough!
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Re: Post Your Picture
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Needs more cleavage though. |
I don't get it
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08-03-2009
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#778
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Re: Post Your Picture
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Originally Posted by Shannon!
the bored thing
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you mean the "i just laid there, stiff as a board" thing?
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08-03-2009
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#779
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Re: Post Your Picture
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Women only want what other women want. Therefore, if you want to score a hot bitch you have to already be with another hot bitch. It's a strange ride that you have to get on early or else you're gonna be stuck holding your cock.
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i actually think there is some strange truth in this...
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08-03-2009
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Spray tan - when the sun just ain't enough!
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Re: Post Your Picture
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you mean the "i just laid there, stiff as a board" thing?
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No, he just gave me anything I wanted. Don't get me wrong, it was nice, but I just wasn't into giving back. Figured after I realized that, getting married was a bad idea.
I will never just lay there.
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08-03-2009
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Re: Post Your Picture
It is THE truth lumpynuts. I cant tell you how much attention I get from random women when I walk into a place with some hot aloof slut.
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08-03-2009
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#782
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Spray tan - when the sun just ain't enough!
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Re: Post Your Picture
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i actually think there is some strange truth in this...
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there is a buttload of truth to this
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08-03-2009
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#783
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Re: Post Your Picture
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It is THE truth lumpynuts. I cant tell you how much attention I get from random women when I walk into a place with some hot aloof slut.
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Yeah, it makes all the other women wonder why the one is with you. They figure you must have something good to offer, and therefore they want whatever it is.
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08-03-2009
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Re: Post Your Picture
Plus all women secretly hate eachother.
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Re: Post Your Picture
the problem is, i get a hot gf, then after about 3 or 4 months one or two of her friends want me. and i'm not the type of person to say "no". all 3 of my relationships that have lasted more than a month ended because i slept w/ a friend. who am i to dash the hopes and dreams of some hot college co-ed?
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08-03-2009
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Re: Post Your Picture
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Originally Posted by Mongotap13:(
the problem is, i get a hot gf, then after about 3 or 4 months one or two of her friends want me. and i'm not the type of person to say "no". all 3 of my relationships that have lasted more than a month ended because i slept w/ a friend. who am i to dash the hopes and dreams of some hot college co-ed?
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The sheder of HSV1?
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Re: Post Your Picture
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Originally Posted by BIG PIZZLE
Plus all women secretly hate eachother.
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I disagree.
There's nothing secret about it.
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08-03-2009
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Re: Post Your Picture
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The sheder of HSV1?
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nah. i got my gift from a one night stand w/ an injun.
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Ew. Indian. I didnt fuck a mexican chick once because she had a tattoo of a feather. Maybe it's the Canadian in me, but indians kill my bonners pretty hard.
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Re: Post Your Picture
hang on. i have pics. she's hot.
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Re: Post Your Picture
bam! (on the left)
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Is she related to Anita? They have the same eyes.
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Re: Post Your Picture
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Originally Posted by Shannon!
I stole this from the post an ugly girl thread.
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How dare you post my picture texts in a thread other than the post an ugly girl thread?
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08-03-2009
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Re: Post Your Picture
Because of that I have decided to leave you for Erin again.
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08-03-2009
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Re: Post Your Picture
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So he gets a pass because he's acting like a loser in a room full of losers?
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For a self-proclaimed doctor and lawyer, you don't seem to admire intelligence much.
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Pack a bowl and hit it thrice And fill your lungs with holy smoke For he on dankest nugs hath toked And smoked the weed of Paradise
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Intelligence for the sake of intelligence is a pompous waste of time.
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08-03-2009
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#797
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Re: Post Your Picture
I has some pics!
This Spaghetti was quick and good. That's Newman's Own Cabernet style Sauce with hot Italian Sausage links cut up into meatballs.
annnnd this is my first video... you can see my ball pubes in frame during the first second or two. I hasn't shaved in a week... also that drip is the water-shit still oozing from my asshole
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08-03-2009
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Re: Post Your Picture
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Because of that I have decided to leave you for Erin again.
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Dibs on the blonde friend!
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08-03-2009
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#799
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Re: Post Your Picture
pizz is full of truth today. no matter what she has, a bitch will always want what some other bitch has. it's the nature of the beast.
very rarely will this be incorrect. maybe w/ some uber intellectuals but you almost never run into those... books are their friends
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08-03-2009
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I gotta flow to make a bitch do a cartwheel
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Re: Post Your Picture
its the same thing as the fact that guys and girls can't be friends...more specifically guys can't be friends with girls
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